Wednesday, January 31, 2007

I cannot think of anything witty to write as the subject of this entry but it discusses the Blue Chalk.

So I sit down to tell my readers of the mundane details of the last couple of days. 
As you all know I had the Bay Area Linked In User Group Happy Hour at the Blue Chalk in Palo Alto. 

It was nothing like the last time I had an event at the Blue Chalk in 2001

but then again the idea was the same but the timing was perfect. 
We had about thirty people show up and no press from Belgium or Japan and I did not have to speak Spanish. 

It was fun and we will do it again sometime in March.

After opposite of fred, I drove one of my coworkers to San Francisco and I saw some bad driving. I was going to report them to the bad driving website but then I did not see the upside nor did I see them finding out about their bad driving. 

This morning I could not find a credit card and thought I would have to go back to Palo Alto to get my credit card OR someone was traveling the world on my dime doing stuff like renting videos and not returning them. Luckily I found it in the Marcusmobile I was in a good mood as I would not have to deal with a product of my own stupidity. 


One of my favorite artists is Dusty Springfield.  (What I am listening to)

Tonight we had the second to last fred container you wear in the snow of this session and the leader talked about his time in the Marines. I doubt that I would be a good Marine because they do sleep deprivation and they would not like me if I did not get my sleep. 

Afterwards I dined with two of my classmates. One of them, who I talked into joining my soccer team, told us about Semester at Sea. I think that goes along with going back on the Space Shuttle as something I will never do again. The idea of being on a cruise does not appeal to me. I also do not want to go to the Super Bowl. I am watching the Super Bowl with members of my Volleyball team. Earlier in the day I am running in a race. 

Whenever you see ads of cruise ships they are so active but they are made of wood. 

If they had trips to space, I would imagine it would be like Vegas on a hot day. You know they will have gambling in space. 

All goes out the window....

A quick entry, but one of my favorite songs came up on Pandora, All goes out the window from the Streets.
For some odd reason, I am in a good mood this morning. One of my fellow toilers is wondering why I have a smirk.
To be honest, I have no idea why I am in a good mood. Maybe I am confused or I saw a dog.

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Soccer starts in a few weeks.

Trying to clear my head for a good entry that will entertain and inform my readers so they can go forth and hold intelligent conversations at the water cooler. 
Anyway I had fred container that you wear in the snow (or on the opposite of fred) camp. It is winding down, but I am going to sign up again because honestly, I do not feel like driving all the way to the city for some nonsense. (Do not get me wrong, I am in the city from Friday to Sunday being cool and schoolin' people).
On another note, for the first time since the Reagan administration I will be a member of a soccer team. I wonder how many people saw Rocky Balboa and then signed up for silly stuff. 
My biggest concern is not my endurance (which will make it interesting) but what happens when someone runs into me with the ball. 
Once again, I will be playing defense. We have not had an actual practice but I doubt whoever is in charge will want me sprinting. 







Sunday, January 28, 2007

Lop

I have seen Bob Dylan a number of times. Sometimes he is really good. Sometimes he is boots. 
In a way I felt like that in a time out of mind scenario last night. 

I went to Carly Jackson's fun house for a party. Her room is lop sided. I am sure it was done on purpose by some genius. 

There was a dog who was very silly. 

I was really happy that Brian and Carly provided me with a data set that proved my hypothesis about the size of television sets. 

Moved a table but not before I cleared it with the occupants. Sometimes people think it is rude to rearrange furniture while at the party. (actually I saw they were fiddling with the table and I simply helped)

Many people are around from Urban Diversion and the volleyball team from last Spring. We were not very good but I will miss playing (it will be difficult to get back into the city by game time and I do not commit to something I cannot follow up on) 

If Sasha and I had a party, I doubt many people would show because of all the made of wood people in my complex with multiple cars. Perhaps they could be convinced to move elsewhere. Somehow Daly City is the Tampa Bay Devil Rays of the peninsula. The worst thing about Crown Colony is the guest parking. 

It is Sunday morning, and I am doing my laundry as I have class on Monday and then my event on Tuesday. Do not like loads of laundry. Also do not want my workout clothing to stink. 

Now I am in the market for laundry detergent. I may stop off at the Bargain Bank because I love slumming. May try to score some coupons because that is how I roll. 

I may also get an iPod Nano. You may be wondering, why would someone who has a 30 gig Video iPod want to get a smaller iPod. It seems they have some setup where your iPod talks to your fred containers. Carly and Tommy have it. I will see about getting a returned iPod Nano. Then I will see if I have a coupon for the fred containers. I also got a thing to plug in my iPod so I can rock and roll in the living room. 

I also want to get noise reduction headphones. That may be worth the scam of buying the gift card and then combining it with some sort of coupon. You can always get one over on the man. 

I want to be able to be in a noisy environment and not hear....




Thursday, January 25, 2007

Movies with a Monkey

One may wonder why after toiling I choose to go to Fred Container you wearing in the snow class rather than go to the corner bar and do shots of rot gut and eat plates of chicken wings with ranch dressing,
This should offer an explanation.

Anyway we ran around the park a bit. I am going to sign up next month. Then I will be a veteran of the class. Chances are I will not be playing kickball as I will not be able to get into the city on time and I do not like signing up to something I cannot commit to. That is like returning video or books late. 

Then I drove up to Butter and I am surprised that I have ever seen Every Which Way But Loose because it has a Monkey. 

One of my fellow toilers has a Frank Chu sign. This led to quite a few people announcing how they know the great Frank Chu. One person bragged that they could get Frank Chu's phone number in twenty minutes. 



Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The Mind is writing checks that the body cannot cash.....

One of the reasons I lost interest in boxing was seeing the pummeling of favorite fighters when they held on too long (Leonard/Norris) when the mind was writing checks that the body could not cash. 
Tonight during opposite of fred that you wear in the snow class the boof leader was shouting commands that went into my mind that went to my body and some of the checks were not cashing.

But to be honest, many of the things I could never do, even in my younger days. Sort of like yoga when I could not touch the ground and now I can do it regularly. 

Made me think of when Andre Ware was in training camp with the Raiders in 1999

We ran around the building four times (in two sets) and I ran fast (for me). 

Maybe the next time, the checks will cash...





Fred??

At Google, Hours Are Long, But the Consomme Is Free

At Google, Hours Are Long, But the Consomme Is Free

By Sara Kehaulani Goo
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, January 24, 2007; F01

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. --

Foie gras egg rolls. Just-shucked oysters. Bay scallop seviche. This is the lunch menu at Google. And it is free if you work there. That goes for breakfast and dinner, too.

The world's most pampered employees feast on meals prepared by chefs hired from some of the top Bay Area restaurants. Just before noon, workers are e-mailed the daily menus at 11 themed "cafes" scattered across the company's suburban campus.

One cafe (don't call it a cafeteria) features fresh sushi every day; another, fresh-squeezed juice and "raw" food. One serves a rotating menu from each of the seven continents, another, food from different regions of the United States. Depending on which cafe you choose, lunch can transport you -- or at least your stomach -- to an exotic locale far from the bland office park: Will today be Indian tarka dal or Mexican carnitas tacos? Basque tapas or Beijing-style braised ribs?

I know what you're thinking: We should all be so lucky to eat like the kings at Google. There must be a catch. And there is. In fact, there's more than one.

As The Washington Post's reporter covering Google, I had heard rave reviews about its kitchens well before I sampled the food myself. After the company's skyrocketing stock price, the food at Google is the second-favorite topic among journalists, consultants and others who have been there. Dare ask an employee about it, and they'll go on and on until you are sorry you did. You can hear it in their voice: Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah! I eat at Google!

Like my own employer, most large U.S. companies still operate cafeterias that offer a mainly practical appeal: proximity, not quality. For years, firms and universities have used standard buy-in-bulk food products that deliver to the masses but often disappoint the palate.

For the 10,000 employees of Google, most of whom work at the Mountain View campus, the food has become deeply entwined with the company culture and identity. The search engine, which prides itself as an innovator in technology, takes the same approach with its food: It won't settle for ordinary mashed potatoes. No; Google supports local farming, organic produce, hormone-free meats and healthful eating.

"The quality of the food is almost unbelievably good. You tell people, and they don't believe you," said Charles Haynes, an engineering manager.

Another Googler, 29-year-old Brett Lider, is such a fan of the food that he has taken more than 100 digital photos of his meals and posted them to his blog and Flickr.com, the photo-sharing Web site at http://www.flickr.com/photos/brettlider/sets/154249. A vegetarian, he is impressed, but he tries to hold himself back.

"I have a rule: I don't eat more than two meals a day at Google," Lider said. "I don't want to get sick of it. Also, I live in San Francisco, and I love my restaurants there. I like to save one meal a day for my home town."

Now for the catch. Not leaving for meals means the employees work longer hours. Executives are honest about the fact that their goal is to keep workers productive. Google would not reveal a total figure, but executives said they spend $10 per person per day for food, plus they pick up the tab for a significant number of guests and contract workers, meaning the corporate cost easily amounts to more than $100,000 a day.

But even that is more cost-effective than having thousands of employees leave the campus, eat lunch and come back, said spokeswoman Sunny Gettinger. Nearly every employee at headquarters eats at least one meal a day there, she added. "And no one brings their lunch."

On my visit, I saw many of the usual trappings: a salad bar, buffet-style service and plastic trays. But some of the food seemed delivered from a white-tablecloth restaurant. One week, according to menus Google provided, chefs featured the "tuna tower": a collection of "mixed organic greens, carrot matchsticks, and Asian dressing topped with sliced, seared Ahi tuna, diced ginger root and lime, toasted coconut, basil, mint, cilantro, pickled cucumber and peanut praline." Earlier This month, a menu at Cafe 150 touted egg rolls "stuffed with Szechuan duck confit, Sonoma foie gras and julienne celery root . . . served with huckleberry-ponzu jelly"; Bloody Mary consomme with "house made crab, saffron, and celery gelee"; and, for dessert, potato chips covered in chocolate and sprinkled with fleur de sel.

For my first meal at Google, I sampled the salad bar spread, which included a cold Japanese udon noodle salad, grilled tofu dressed in Asian flavors and a Southwestern corn fritter. The choices were overwhelming, and what I tasted was delightful. Unfortunately, I was trying to conduct an interview at the same time -- a huge distraction.

Food -- particularly free food -- has always been a perk offered by fast-growing technology companies, especially during the late 1990s. Even today, if they no longer provide a free lunch, many big tech firms offer an impressive discounted one. And because this is California, organic, sustainable, local produce is emphasized at cafeterias at eBay, Yahoo, Palm and Cisco. But Google takes it to a level as phenomenal as its growth.

The meat dishes are nitrate-free. Seafood follows guidelines from the Monterey Bay Aquarium to prevent overfishing. Eggs are from free-range farms. And, on the rare occasions that chefs fry food, they recycle the grease into biodiesel fuel.

From the beginning, Google placed an emphasis on food. The founders hired chef Charlie Ayers, who once cooked for the Grateful Dead, to run their first cafeteria. But, like some other early employees, Ayers received stock options, and he cashed them out and moved on once the company went public. Google decided to build lots of smaller cafes, each with its own executive chef and theme.

In addition to the 11 cafes, open mostly during mealtime, 44 stations between work areas are filled with expensive snacks: four varieties of bottled water, six kinds of Naked Juice, vitamin waters and lots of bottled beverages I'd never heard of, such as litchi-flavored iced tea. Each station is equipped with an espresso machine. And when I visited, dozens of scoop-your-own bins were filled with Clif Bars, chocolate malt balls, almonds, cashews, soy nuts and Gummi Bears. It's like going to Whole Foods, loading up with whatever you want and not paying the bill.

But here's another rub: With so much good food, employees are getting fat.

The staff nutritionist's mission is to squelch the "Google 15," the weight many new employees pack on in their first year. Google's on-site doctor is handing out free pedometers. Last month the snack system was overhauled to ban trans fats, and the help-yourself bins were replaced with baskets of appropriately sized snack packets, each under 300 calories.

Some employees complained loudly on internal message boards. They missed their high-fat, high-sugar deadline treats.

They're not going so far as to boycott the cafes, though. Before lunch, employees form long lines at the doors, waiting for them to open.

Google's free lunch might not last forever. At most high-flying tech firms, "once the stock starts falling down or there's any struggles with growth, food is one of the first perks to go," said Bay Area tech consultant Tim Bajarin, who has eaten at Google. Then again, he adds, "given the incredible revenue Google continues to bring in, I don't see that happening any time soon."

Indeed, I hear that Google has five more cafes under development. That's five more reasons to stick around and eat.



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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

State of the Marcusmobile

After toiling I drove a couple of my fellow toilers from the mill to the city.
One of them wanted to listen to the State of the Union which always equates to a good episode of the Daily Show. 

Tp start off with, neither political party makes me think, wow, they represent my views...
Now the Republicans labels themselves as "conservatives" which has the root conserve. 


and he was going about reducing gas consumption by 20% in ten years. Not ambitious and the work will be done when he will be racing cars and fighting giant spiders. 
Much like his manned space flight to Mars (I am against manned space flight until they are large leaps in technology).
I am all for space exploration but there is no need to send anyone that would ever drink Tang or dehydrated ice cream. 

We should have been making it a national priority years ago (having a society less reliant on oil).

Now there was a loophole which allowed a large tax deduction for the purchase of an SUV
(I am not sure if this has expired) 
but you are using incentives to have people buy cars that are going to use more oil, or not conserve the resource. 

Anyway as a goof we listened to the Patriot network on Sirius to hear the gushing reaction. Normally we listen to number 26 when I have passengers. 

I am now older than the coach of the Raiders and the Steelers but still younger than some players. 

About space flight, we are fairly close to "space tourism" but I think I will pass because I do not like Las Vegas or Dave and Busters or cruise ships, which I think the tedium of space will be broken up with drinking and gambling. I would be so wound up on the cost of the trip I would not want to gamble. 




Monday, January 22, 2007

Geography

This morning I had breakfast with the once and current coworker.
Hopefully it will last longer than the two day overlap from 2005 but
we are not flying cardboard airplanes.

I thought Gwen was dressed to clean a van but it turned out she was
wearing her Beaus sweatshirt and was not strolling into her first day
of toil like it was mega-casual day.

People on the street may wonder who I would be rooting for between
the Baltimore Colts and the Chicago Bears. It has been a long time
and I have held a grudge against the Colts for moving to India. This
is very silly as I have not lived near Baltimore in ten years and I
rarely go to football games. 22.6 million people watched the game and
then they wonder why people are wearing tight trousers.

I am very sore from toiling in Holly Park and fred container that you
wear in the snow camp.

Spoke to someone who held the same idea about geography. It was
refreshing.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

I figure out the plan!

For Christmas my parents opposite of freded me gift certificates for
Circuit City so I wanted to use them before I lost them (which is
their plan!)
Was considering getting an XBox 360 so I had to make up the
difference of over $250 dollars so I considered buying gift cards
from Safeway on my credit card to get a 6% rebate (and saving an
additional $15) but I could not find a drug or grocery story that
sold these items.
Then I think that getting one of the worlds most advanced game
systems is not what Marcus needs now and I decided to get 1) A nine
volt battery to stop my fire alarm from chirping (my Mom will be
happy I replaced it) and 2) noise canceling head phones. I ordered
them over the world wide web and I chose in store pick up. As I hate
parking spots and I want to get some sunshine I walk on over. It
turns out that they did not have the item which meant, I get $24 in
extra gift card so suddenly (after walking back as I did not bring
the credit card that I spent on the overage) I had $70 to spend (and
two nine volt batteries!)
Went looking at the headsets and my eyes glazed over at the
selection. I saw an off brand called Coby and the specific product
got big thumbs down so I called Tommy to get his wisdom (we buy many
of the same products such as Apples, iPods, Satellite Radio). I then
got one of those things that can play your iPod in your parlor.
Later I figured out how to greatly broaden how I get a 6% discount on
stuff in my life. I saw that you can buy Visa gift cards from the
drug stores which then can be used to purchase other stuff (I need to
verify if any charges are involved).
Right now one of my favorite songs is Window in the Skies by U2. I
would have to say after the Beatles, they are the best band. Last
time the Rolling Stones made anything good I was very much in short
pants and had not even started my blogging in 1975 (where the
governesses would transcribe the descriptions of the events in my
life as I was not literate at this point)
*Just to make it clear, I did not have governesses but the
kindergarten assistance had a station where I would tell stories and
they would write it down.
*Also I did not have regular access to the Internet until at least
1982 so it was in scrolls which is in some cave.

Saturday night I went on the Urban Diversion party bus despite being
on the wagon. We went to Holy Cow and the Velvet Lounge. We saw many
people who dress as they are bicycling or going to take some fitness
activity but I doubt that was on their agenda at all.
As I was not drinking this was more of an observation rather than a
complaint. I am not in the business of selling spirits but I am
guessing the main source of revenue of a "club" is selling marked up
intoxicating beverages to the patrons that are taking part. To
maximize revenue, I would guess you would want to speed up the
transaction period. I hear complaints that it tour fourteen minutes
to be served a beverage. Once again this is an observation from an
outsider, but I do not think you have reached the point of
diminishing marginal utility. Here is the crazy thing, one of the
other patrons emptied the contents of their beverage onto one of my
friends. This almost turned into a scene from either West Side story
or Beat It, so I made like a banana.
Marcus's new equation, Night = Saturday, Street = Broadway, then
Marcus stays away!

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Odd

A proper post where I look for parking spots, have a spot of curry, get one over on the Man and not get my car broken into

I have not made any proper entries in the last couple of days because I have had spent two sessions of looking for a parking spot. Some people lucked out and got to drive around in the Marcusmobile and be around looking for a parking spot when he is running late Marcus! Fun!
I had a crazy idea of getting a Versa http://www.nissanusa.com/versa/ but the Marcusmobile is running fine.
Thursday night we had the offsite in downtown San Jose as we were going to go to a comedy show. I made the list of the people to blame for picking out downtown San Jose on the night of a Sharks game and I simply could hold up a mirror. We listened to Sirius Left of Center 
If you are in your car, looking for parking because some half wit scheduled you for an outing the evening of an NHL game where streams of middle aged heavy set people wear sports jerseys AND you do not have Sirius then you must be deaf or looking to buy a mattress. 
We went to Haveli in downtown San Jose as they took over for Shalimar (where we had coupons) I printed the outdated coupon from the website and was ready for an argument (even though I was not paying, in the scheme of things, posting outdated coupons is boots!) but they accepted the coupon and the food was quite good (Chana Masala, Chicken Tiki: I am very predictable. Good food, acceptance of coupon = Happy Marcus! 

Here is a review of the place

We were not able to make it to the comedy show, again no one but ourselves to blame so we went to PF Chang. I am doing a month and a half no drinking thing. People think your clever, dark, on the edge but in reality I am just cheap. 

Acted as a taxi wallah and it kinda felt like I was on a road trip. Felt like stopping at a road sign diner for coffee and lamenting the road to the hardened waitress but that did not exist and I needed to go to sleep rather than live out a Bob Seeger song. 

The next parking spot incident came last night with one of the same passengers. I do not need a new Marcusmobile as I am always thinking that the swarms of Jawa's are going to break into my car and steal parts to make robots. New car = more anxiety. Maybe I can do the Andrea move and have a new car and then keep the Marcusmobile for when I am driving into any places where there is glass on the sidewalk. Maybe I should just get an XBox 360 and be done with it.
(Self comment: honestly Marcus do you actually need a new Video game Mac Hine?)

On a side note, I did come up with a way to get 6% off on your purchases from other stores besides groceries. I use one of those cards where you get 6% off the first year on purchases from groceries and drug stores and gas. I think it is 1% at other places. Here is how to get 6% at a greater range of stores. When you are going to make a purchase at Circuit City 

You buy $400 worth of gift cards from Safeway, which gives you a 6% rebate. One over the man!!

OK back to my night. the T I P was at Madrones and in attendance among others were the great Frank Chu (I purchased a sign). It was a fun night and many toothbrushes were collected and I remained on the wagon. 

I felt like a bit like Cartman when I never got around to collect money for pizza (he promised pie and juice in the South Park movie) 

Drove C Mac to the Colma BART station which is kind of boots. It is not in walking distance to my house (like South San Francisco) and has half as many trains as Daly City and is hard to get to. She has a nice Volvo. As it is safe, it is a possible next Marcusmobile (I am not thinking of getting rid of the Marcusmobile but we are getting to the ten year mark))

Friday, January 19, 2007

Dog Question

What size dog could you fly with and not be placed in steerage?
I have seen dogs fly with their people and was wondering about the size.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Grand Theft Marcus

For some reason I had to dash across the plex. When I got to where I was it turned out I was in the wrong place so I got on a bicycle to go to another spot. I then had to figure out the room. Problem solved in the future with calendar gadget.

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Not a fan....

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

A new axiom

If you need one type of screwdriver, the only type you will be able
to find is the opposite.

Speaking of opposite, I got a call from Chris (actually I called him)
and he is drink in Ireland again. He is hanging out with James Joyce
and the guy from the Lucky Charms box. He asked me about what is a
number one for your fred to which I said, obviously a sock.

I think it is time for the readership to make it a point to use base
fred in some sort of conversation with someone today. That person
will go to sleep and they will be able to say that their mind was
expanded!

Had fred container that you wear in the snow camp after toiling. We
did loads of push ups and then alternated. It is well worth the
social pressure to get Marcus to do the workout.

Was thinking that I was ll clever when I saw that the sliding door
came off. I was trying to jam it through when I discovered that I was
doing it backwards. Marcus is a silly goose.

Walk On In

My upstairs neighbor has a key to my apartment and when I get packages she puts it on my desk.

Yesterday I was watching television blarring like Law and Order in Churchton when I was walked in on by my upstairs neighbor in an odd situation.

I was doing the excercise programs they have on Comcast on Demand. The music is weird.


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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Abs

A quote that I have heard a number of times is you can tell what is important based on where you spend your 1) money and 2) time

Christmas time I am opposite of freded an Amazon Gift Certificate from the Rents. 

I go on and purchase the Abs Diet book 

and I am reading it at the place I was house sitting.

They call me and asked if I left the book as either a gift/hint but they are enjoying the book.

Started raining on the way back from Toiling...
Marcus no like driving in the rain. 

Went to the library where I paid for a book that I lost (which I know I will find)/
It was about being and remaining focused. 


Saturday, January 13, 2007

Frank Chu for Mayor of both Oakland AND San Francisco

He would be a first rate Mayor of either or both cities. 

I am actually cold

My Sister has this weird habit of checking the weather of her place when she is visiting the Bay Area. She is also more in tune with my weather than I am.
Anyway she calls to tell me its cold. I kind of wish I got the message earlier.

As you all know I do not mind a long walk on a warm to brisk night. Tonight was actually cold. 
Was going to meet Kristin at the 3 Seasons on Steiner. I parked on Van Ness and Bay.


Also I was not wearing a jacket or a hat or number ones for your freds. Before I realized how cold and far it was, I was already on my way. 

We met for dinner at the Three Seasons and I used my gift voucher that I got at a charity auction. As I am taking a month and a half off from the sauce we did not go to Perrys. (which would have been closer)

The food was quite good and it was full of hipster/yuppie people ordering exotic food.

We walked back and I considered getting a cab. Not sure why we did not. 

My Sister had left a message asking how cold it was, answer = very... (at least for here)

Friday, January 12, 2007

More video of toiling

When Good Sites Selling Naught things....

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Episode V Day

It was a really good day. If I rated days it would be in the Empire
Strikes Back category rather than an Attack of the Clones Day.

(Here is a new way to rate your days but you have to agree on the
order of Star Wars movies from Great to Suck)

Episode V Empire Strikes Back (A great day)
Episode IV A New Hope
Episode III Revenge of the Sith
Episode VI Return of the Jedi
Episode II Attack of the Clones
Episode I Phantom Menace (made of woodness)

Anyway It was an Episode V day. Channel 100 was good on my way into
toiling. They measured Artie for a suit.

We had an all opposite of freds meeting where they opposite of freded
out a monkey and a dog. I like it when cats and dogs are friends. I
am not sure if Sassy and Tryst frolic together. George is in cahoots
with Cosmo to knock down Muffins and such.

Anyway I was not going to the Vatican but I was going to be doing
some bowling and that meant I had to get bowling fred containers.

Went running and I sent Andrea a text message. I am not blazing speed.

Joyce and Chinese Keri stopped over for a tour

This would make me very angry!!

$30 worth of hot dogs...

I may make a trip to Southern California to sit in the all you can eat hot dog stand and simply watch the people who want to eat $30 worth of Hot Dogs. 


(Now if Baltimore had an all you can eat crab section.....)

Rejoice Fred Extensions

My sister finally got the 1931 Honda Prelude off her opposite of freds. I HATED riding in the "dog car" because it is not made for anyone over 5'9". My Nissan Sentra is abound in luxury. I guess Cosmo and Stellie will never go anywhere again.

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Gwen Majors Birthday

Today is Gwen Majors birthday. Perhaps she will see the great Frank Chu (at the corner of New Montgomery and Market) and opposite of fred him money to get one of those signs. Perhaps they could have some of those regular budweisers. If you were Mountain View way, I would take you to dinner.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Woman and televisions

I have a theory that single women have the smallest television sets whereas single men (in the same income bracket and such) have larger Television sets.
Normally the cute 19 inch white combo DVD player so they can watch the Bachelor. Guys on the other opposite of fred have silly large television sets that are larger than the room...

It seems I am the guy mentioned in this blog post that brought nothing in my opposite of fred. When would I ever buy a card? I think they are stupid (not as stupid as diamonds)

http://www.blondieinthecity.blogspot.com/
So based on this she was wondering why I had nothing in my opposite of freds and then based a major purchase on my lack of coolness.

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If Gwen Majors was a cat...

If tomorrow Gwen Majors awoke to discover she had been turned into a cat, she would find that she works at Xerox.
Or as a cat and a BOOF she would be looking over the other cat Boof's shoulders...

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Apple iPhone

Just to let everyone know, at this point I am not planning on buying an iPhone or an iTV in the near future.
I am quite happy with my Treo and I am not spending $600 on the 8 gig model.
A video iPod with 8 gig? that is boots!

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Fwd: Video: A day in the life of a 'Googler'



 
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Fwd: Opening Weekend! 2nd Match Game show added!



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From: "SF Sketchfest" <info@sfsketchfest.com>
Date: January 9, 2007 3:17:50 PM PST
Subject: Opening Weekend! 2nd Match Game show added!

SF Sketchfest Logo

The Sixth Annual SF Sketchfest Opens Thursday!
Get your Tickets Before They Sell Out!

Read the San Francisco Chronicle's article on Paul Reubens and SF Sketchfest

Due to overwhelming demand,
second show of Match Game Live added!
With David Cross, Maria Bamford, Paul F. Tompkins, Doug Benson, Danielle Koenig, The Fun Bunch and host Jimmy Pardo
Sunday, Jan 14, 10:30PM at The Eureka Theatre

Paul Reubens
Opening Night
Stella with Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain
in their first live performance in over a year followed by the Opening Night Party with DJ Michael Showalter!
Thursday, Jan 11, 8PM at Mezzanine

The Daily Show's Rob Corddry
in the Naked Babies long-form improv show
Friday, Jan 12, 8PM and 10:30PM
at The Eureka Theatre
and
Saturday, Jan 13, 8PM
at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley

 
Will Franken Live at the Purple Onion
Friday, Jan 12, 8PM

Brent Weinbach Live at the Purple Onion
Friday, Jan 12, 10:30PM

Michael Showalter Comedy Screenwriting Workshop
Saturday, Jan 13, 1-4PM at The Eureka Theatre

The Red Wine Boys
With Todd Barry, Jon Benjamin and guests Michael Showalter, Eugene Mirman and A.D. Miles
Saturday, Jan 13, 8PM at The Eureka Theatre

Invite Them Up
With Eugene Mirman, Bobby Tisdale and guests Todd Barry, Jon Benjamin, Morgan Murphy and A.D. Miles
Saturday, Jan 13, 10:30PM at The Eureka Theatre

SF Sketchfest Stands Up
With Todd Barry, Chris Hardwick, Morgan Murphy, Bobby Tisdale and more
Sunday, Jan 14, 8PM at The Punch Line Comedy Club

Match Game Live
With David Cross, Maria Bamford, Paul F. Tompkins, Doug Benson, Danielle Koenig, The Fun Bunch and host Jimmy Pardo
Sunday, Jan 14, 8PM at The Eureka Theatre
8PM Show Sold Out! 10:30PM show just added!

Comedy Death-Ray
With David Cross, Maria Bamford, Paul F. Tompkins, Doug Benson, Todd Glass, Hard 'n Phirm, Jimmy Pardo and The Fun Bunch
Monday, Jan 15, 8PM at Cobb's Comedy Club

The Benson Interruption
With Doug Benson, Arj Barker, Paul F. Tompkins, Morgan Murphy, Chris Hardwick and Todd Glass
Tuesday, Jan 16, 8PM at The Eureka Theatre

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LOOKING AHEAD

RiffTrax Live with Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Tuesday, Jan 16, 7:30PM at the Christopher B. Smith Rafael Film Center in San Rafael
and
Wednesday, Jan 17, 8PM at Cobb's Comedy Club

The SF Sketchfest Tribute
Paul Reubens

In conversation with Ben Fong-Torres
Monday, Jan 22, 8PM at the Palace of Fine Arts Theatre

A Tribute to Mitch Hedberg
Wednesday, Jan 24, 8PM at Cobb's Comedy Club

The Bruce McCulloch Project
Saturday, Jan 27, 8PM and 10:30PM at The Eureka Theatre

AND MANY MORE GREAT SHOWS!

Purchase Tickets Online
Or call 1.866.468.3399

 
Paul Reubens
Details
 
The Eureka Theatre
Cobb's Comedy Club
The Punch Line
The Purple Onion
Mezzanine
Mighty
The Dark Room
Christopher B. Smith Rafael Film Center
142 Throckmorton Theatre
Palace of Fine Arts Theatre
 

Tickets on Sale
Purchase Online
 
Information at
www.sfsketchfest.com

 

sf360SF360 FILM+CLUB: WHOLPHIN at MEZZANINE
The next SF360 FILM+CLUB will be curated by Brent Hoff, editor of the Wholphin, the new quarterly dvd from McSweeney's. The night will feature several of the wonderful and weird shorts found on the Wholphin. Included will be shorts directed by Bob Odenkirk and Miguel Arteta as well as shorts starring Patton Oswalt and David Byrne, JC Reilly and Miranda July. There will also be a live component involving (separately) trap-jaw ants, a super-hi-speed photon camera on loan from a UC Berkeley laboratory and a presentation on the birth of squids. What does all of this add up to? The truth is that even we don't know what to expect. It all happens on Tuesday, January 16 at Mezzanine at 7 pm, and there will be free Peroni (while supplies last). Tickets are $5 and are available at the door. To reserve a spot, email info@sf360.org. SF360 FILM+CLUB takes movies out of the theater and puts them in the club. Mezzanine is located at 444 Jesse St. This event is presented by Mezzanine, Peroni and the San Francisco Film Society.
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www.peroni.it
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Steve Jobs

At this point I think Steve Jobs and the rest of Apple Inc are
thinking of ways to stick it to me. Not out of any malicious intent
but more of a vast practical joke. When will they bring the Simpsons
on iTunes?
Can someone explain why I can download many shows but no Simpsons?

Went to the Quizdate thing at Elephant and Castle where I saw among
others: Joyce, Keri (I did not know she was Asian), Librarians
Heather and Tara, Usha and Erin. My team finished in the top five. I
was glad I did hit my head on the television stand which justified
one of my quarks (not liking sitting not on the edge)

Marcus Ronaldi Podcast (looking for cohosts)

I am considering doing a Marcus Ronaldi Podcast so that I can be with my readers while they toil in the yard.
So if you would be interested in doing this send me an e-mail and tell me why you want to join the cast.

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Dog

Since the late 1970's, I thought if I was to get a dog, it would be one about the size of Noel.
Also I would want one to be smart and have the temperment of the wandering standard poodle.

I am not actively thinking about getting a dog BUT if I did I may get a smaller one.
First off I would not need a dog for protection as I am not going down dark alleys and such.

Also Crown Colony has decided that you cannot have a dog larger than twenty pounds (I think this is REALLY stupid but my opinion about the mental might of these people is that they are all geniuses.)

I would not get a barky malarky dog as I think that is stupid. Pluto is a good dog even though he was demoted from Planet Status.

Sasha would be Happy to know that I am not thinking of getting a dog.

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Test

This entry is only a test.
I am not sure what we are "testing" but I am "sure" it will be made "of" wood.

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Boots

As I stated earlier, I am doing one of those boot camp things where they make you run around in circles. In theory I have the knowledge to run around in circles but without it being scheduled and then the social pressure I would get made of wood and then say this is boots and then go down the pub where I would watch the game and reach out to 50. (this is a reference to an earlier post)
After getting warmed up we ran to Charleston park where we ran around the .3 mile course and then would do some sort of activity in the middle. I was the slowest of the group (and I am guessing the most senior of the class) but it turns out that many of the people have done the class before and I should not be glum or think that I am boots.
I did talk to some of the others about the importance of scheduling in actually doing something.
This class is Monday, Wednesday and Thursday through the month.
It was nice as when I left Mountain View there was not much traffic (compared to if I Fred Flinstoned out down the Dinosour at 5 PM when the whistle blew) and I listened to the wrap up show go on about the Gas leak in New York which got me thinking this morning. Satellite Radio is worth it. I cannot understand how people have fancy cars and then listen to commercial radio. I can understand if you are homeless, deaf or insane.

I told the fitness instructor about the Cambodian Midget Fighting league versus the lion.