The Greatest Blog in the Entire World: The Lightest Bar Stool in the history of the world.....

I ran around Lake Merced and happily I did not lose the run data. Ron showed up and we did not stop as much which is good. I saw a Brown Standard Poodle.

It was way different than when we ran a year ago.

Went to MoMo's with some former work droogs. Katie Alton got her braces off so she wants to eat popcorn, apples and chew gum all at the same time.

One of Katie's friends does not eat desert so my description of the brunch from a few months ago was lost on her. She was doing the New York Times Crossword. I should simply put random letters in the crossword and then people will think I am clever. Then I would read a science book. Hopefully no one will check the random entries on the crossword puzzle.

It seems they all work together again. Richard Kim said that I was always appreciative of their work and that made my day.

When they all worked in that small office I imagined they all lived in a four level bunk bed and drove in some sort of car. They were good sourcers.

On another note, I saw a nonsense television program about the Bermuda Triangle and how there is a vortex that goes to the Pacific Ocean. This was being passed off as science and the show did not end making fun of the audience.

My sister learned how to use Facebook. So I put in an entry about Calorie Drawers. That is a joke that does not work beyond my siblings. When I work a larger room I do not say, :Have you ever went into the Calorie Drawer..." OR "When the Marlton Swim Team would honk their horns"

Now here is another question, when they lost, did they just drive in silently? Do they still do it? Who was the first one who said, We won over Kettering. Lets drive into Marlton honking horns. Are they Honking horns all the way from Kettering? Where did they go?

We went en masse to Pete's Tavern which had the lightest bar stools ever. It was either anti gravity or something.

I am having a cup of Absinthe as I am writing this. Hopefully my digital camera will not go missing.

Started listen to the God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. He comes highly recommend by my favorite writer, Douglas Adams and starts off with a quote

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"