Camping with Darth Vader and Gwen

I doubt Darth Vader did much camping. As a partial cyborg myself, I do not camp. If I did, it would scare bears and I would be blamed for global warming.

 

Anyway Gwen Majors asked if I wanted to go camping. I told her that I do not camp (I will stay in a hostel as long as I have my own room). She said she was staying in a hotel so I wanted to clarify the definition of camping:

 

Camping is an outdoor recreational activity involving the spending of one or more nights in a tent, primitive structure, a travel trailer or recreational vehicle at a campsite with the purpose of getting away from civilization and enjoying nature. Camping describes a whole range of activities, from survivalist campers who set off with little more than their boots to those who arrive in large recreational vehicles equipped with their own electricity, heat, and patio furniture.

 

I may go as I should get out of dodge for a spell as kickball is over and I do not have any 5K scheduled.