Friday, September 16, 2011

What I would do if I was President

People are always stopping me on the street asking why I am not the President of the United States.
It would be good because I would be able to live at the White House which is close to my family (I have never lived in the District but if I had to live there I would be President) 

Lost my taste for being a Politician early but in a hypothetical alternate Universe here is what I would do...

Saw a great idea of forgiving student loans as a way to stimulate the economy. Good idea, will build on it. 

Forgive student loans for a period of five years IF the money is spent buying a home and buying a couple of paintings from Sears and a big Waterbed with the bread that they have been saving for a couple of years. 
Pay for this by raising the age to collect social security to 67.5

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