Idiots Anonymous

In 1987 my sister Andrea and I went to the Capital Center to see Eric Clapton and Robert Cray. I danced with this woman named Cecelia. After she left,  I noticed my wallet was gone and I thought she was a pick pocket.
Anyway I was grumpy and made my way to my sisters Ford Escort where I found my wallet.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6402649082268931037&q=cecelia+paul+simon&hl=en

Fast forward twenty years in the future and we are on our way to Fresh Fields. I go looking for my wallet and I cannot find it, I look in my pants, my fleece, SOME rooms, the car.

I then tell everyone the crisis and I call in order
1) Northwest Airlines reservations
2) Dulles Airport lost and found
3) National airport police where they tell me I could board the flight but need to go through secondary screening.

We drive to Fresh Fields and I am thinking of going to the DMV, cancelling credit cards, identity theft....

Andrea gives me the cash for the flight so I am flush until I get this resolved.

They drop me off a few houses away when I mentioned to Andrea that there were some rooms that were unchecked.

Andrea is the hero by finding my wallet. I would have not been grumpy if she skimmed something off the top. She  found it  in the recliner.  Maybe Cosmo hid it.

So I was not clever...

Jeff, Andrea and I strolled to downtown Deale where I was generous as I knew I would not have to deal with the DMV and such.

This was sad but why I think air shows must be eliminated.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/21/blueangels.crash/index.html

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