Eavesdropping and two odd injuries

Since Friday I have had two minor but odd injuries. 

While walking in the rain my hand hit a fire hydrant bruising my left hand. Of course I yelled at the fire hydrant, which solved everything. 

Then before going into the Vintners Market I had some time to kill so I went into this Mobile Cigar Lounge. 

Now I am not big on cigars but figured I would be able to watch the mighty Washington Redskins complete another step to their fourth superbowl victory in 2014. 

The guy sold me a cigar and I put it in my mouth backwards, so I mildly burned myself but I did not look cool. Note that I was completely sober. 

Watching the Vintner's market at Fort Mason is interesting....

On another note besides injuries and my pursuit of a giant dome to save myself, I was having lunch and the couple behind me was having their first match.com. The guy was attempting to explain all of the things that he lied about in his profile and in their e-mail. I am sure it will work out well. 

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