Water Wings

People read my blog for different reasons, but today I considered giving gift giving advice. 

If you are going to a baby shower, one of the best and most practical gifts is a pair of water wings. 

When I was at a baby shower once (which was the same as the number of times in the NBA draft, ran for Mayor and been interviewed in de spiegel) I strolled in with a gift of water wings. 

People thought it was odd but it turned out I was ahead of my time and way more practical than gold, myrrh and frankincense and far better than playing a drum. 

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Marcus Zack Ronaldi
http://www.marcusronaldi.com