If I could be a character in a current fictional movie I would be a neighbor/friend of someone in the Fast and the Furious gang with a Costco membership so when they have one of the BBQ they have to drive with me to Costco (their cars are all blocked in and do not have space for all the stuff they need to get). This would most likely be in the super extended directors cut. (Part of the Fast and Furious gang go to Costco with Marcus where he drives slow and cautiously)

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